Nigal Farage Top Gear

Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson Replaced By Nigel Farage

LONDON, UK. In a stunning revelation the BBC has announced that following a recent fight with a producer, Top Gear star Jeremy Clarkson will be replaced by UKIP Leader, Nigel Farage.

Clarkson was suspended from the BBC earlier this week after he punched an unnamed co-worker after he was served cheese instead of steak for dinner.

In a statement released by the BBC today they stated, “We are sorry to see Jeremy go…” and “We wanted someone just as white and truly british as Jeremy Clarkson, Nigel Farage was the obvious choice, he offends the nation on a daily basis”.

Nigel Farage was unavailable to comment as he was busy shouting “I’m not racist” from his kitchen window.

Co Presenters James May and Richard Hammond are said to be pleased with the replacement as like his predecessor, Nigel Farage knows “next-to-nothing” about cars.