Nigel Farage

UKIP To Introduce ‘Stupid Person’s Tax’ When Elected


LONDON, UK. UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, has this morning announced that when UKIP are elected during the next general election in May the party will introduce a “Stupid Person’s Tax” on people who voted for the party to “ensure a fully racist society”.

The new tax will hit the uneducated the hardest by increasing income tax to 40% in homes with an income less than £20,000 and where more than one person voted for the party.

A spokesperson goes on to explain;

“Honesty. We have no idea how we will fund anything Nigel has agreed to, this new taxation is the only way to ensure we have a fully racist society”. 

Dr Steuer from the University of Politics states that reasons for the new taxation are unclear but it likely that it will be used to partially fund the NHS and train new Doctors and Nurse after the “foreign” employees are removed from the country.

This news only comes days after UKIP’s plans to take control of the UK from the conservatives were leaked, revealing the use of the date-rape drug rohypnol on conservative leader David Cameron and explaining his absence from the latest political debate.